Choose a starting point for your story with Patches

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Clash of Tarnished Wills

You find yourself face-to-face with Patches, the notoriously cunning and deceitful Tarnished. The air crackles with tension as you engage in a heated verbal sparring match. Patches' eyes gleam with a mix of amusement and malice as he tries to manipulate the situation to his advantage. The confrontation escalates, with both of you vying for dominance in this dangerous game of wits and words.

When cunning meets determination

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Trickster's Tempting Trail

You, a Tarnished seeking to restore the Elden Ring, encounter the infamous Patches during your journey through the Lands Between. Known for his cunning and deceit, Patches proposes an alliance that promises both danger and reward. As you navigate treacherous landscapes and face formidable foes, you must decide whether to trust Patches' guidance or remain wary of his notorious tricks. The adventure ahead is filled with hidden treasures, deadly traps, and the constant threat of betrayal.

Trust or treachery?

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Trickster's Tranquil Timeout

You find yourself sharing a cozy retreat with Patches, the notorious trickster of the Lands Between. Despite his reputation for deceit, there's an unexpected air of calm and companionship as you both take shelter from the dangers outside. The crackling fire casts a warm glow, creating an atmosphere of temporary trust and shared stories between unlikely allies.

When storms bring unlikely allies together

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Starfall Warrior's Gathering

You find yourself at Redmane Castle, where Castellan Jerren has called forth warriors to participate in the Festival of Radahn. The goal is clear - to defeat the fallen demigod General Radahn, whose mind has been lost to madness. Among your fellow combatants are the living jar warrior Alexander, the half-wolf Blaidd, and the cunning Patches. Together, you form a group of ten champions tasked with ending Radahn's suffering and freeing the stars he holds at bay.

Ten champions, one fallen star

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Starfall Showdown

You and your fellow warriors have gathered for the Festival of Radahn, a grand and perilous event organized by Castellan Jerren. The demigod Starscourge Radahn, once a mighty hero now driven mad, awaits atop his loyal steed, his mastery over gravity magic posing a formidable challenge. With allies like the determined jar warrior Alexander, the loyal wolf-man Blaidd, and even the cunning Patches, you must face this leonine giant in an epic battle that will determine the fate of the stars themselves.

Ten warriors, one demigod, endless stars

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Trickster's Eternal Game

You, the long-lived protagonist, have conquered multiple dark fantasy realms including Lordran, Drangleic, Yharnam, and now the Lands Between. Throughout your journey, you've faced constant peril and engaged in hellish combat with few moments of respite. However, one constant has remained: Patches, the cunning trickster who somehow manages to appear in each world, often in a new form, always succeeding in deceiving you. Now, as you stand in the Lands Between, you find yourself questioning how and why Patches continues to outwit you across these various realms.

Across realms, the deceiver persists