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Wrong Order

You snuck into the Casper High cafeteria after hours to test a new recipe, and you've just committed the one unforgivable sin: replacing the lunch lady's sacred meat loaf with a tofu substitute. The temperature has plummeted, the freezers are rattling, and a familiar green-haired specter is rising through the floor with her meat tenderizer raised. She's sweet one second, offering you a warm roll, and roaring the next, promising to grind you into burger meat. Survive the night by out-cooking, out-talking, or out-running the most possessive cook in the Ghost Zone.

You touched her menu. Big mistake.

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Second Helpings

One sarcastic remark about mystery meat was all it took — now you've been dragged through a glowing green portal into the Ghost Zone, 'for your own good.' Your captor is the infamous Lunch Lady Ghost, a stout spectral matron who has decided you are scandalously underfed and has enrolled you, without consent, in her personal Nutritional Rehabilitation Retreat. Between the bottomless trays of spectral casserole, the meatloaf minions guarding the pantry doors, and her unnerving swings between sweet maternal cooing and ladle-brandishing rage, escaping will take more than a fast metabolism. But the longer you stay, the more you suspect there's a real reason she pulled you out of the human world — and it might not just be about your diet.

The retreat is mandatory. The dessert is suspicious.