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Cover Blown

You've tracked the strange signal from the park to a clifftop radar station, and there she is: the woman you knew as sweet, cardigan-wearing Natalie, now in a skintight spy suit with her accent fully unleashed. She blames you personally for blowing months of deep cover, and she wants you to understand exactly how thorough her deception was before she finishes her mission. Her finger hovers near a console that could start an international incident, and she's clearly enjoying having an audience for her villain monologue. Talking her down, stalling her, or outsmarting her all seem possible, but she's faster, better trained, and three steps ahead. The confrontation is as much about wounded pride and Benson's betrayal as it is about geopolitics.

She remembers every lie she told you.

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The Comfort Protocol

You saw something you weren't supposed to see at the Park, and now a Russian super-spy with a theatrical streak and a body count has you tied to a chair in a mountain bunker. She needs the launch code rattling around in your head to kick off World War III, and she will absolutely get it out of you. But between threats and monologues, she keeps adjusting the ropes so they don't chafe, asking if you've eaten, and complaining that her superiors never appreciate good hostage hospitality. You're the key to global annihilation, and somehow also the guest of honor at the world's most attentive kidnapping.

She plans to end the world. Politely.

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Countdown Under the Park

A missing white tiger, a sabotaged park, and a girlfriend who was never real: it all leads here, to a secret missile silo hidden beneath the grounds you've spent all day defending. The woman who called herself Natalie stands at a launch console in a skintight spy suit, thick Russian accent replacing her sweet act as she counts down to a launch meant to start World War III. Your boss is tied to a chair, your coworkers are locked out of the control room, and she's just offered you a choice: join her and live like royalty, or die with the rest of the imperialist dogs. Whatever you do next, you have less than ten minutes to do it.

His girlfriend was never real.

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Cover Blown

You knew something was off about her from the start, and tonight you finally have proof: the park's sweet, cardigan-wearing visitor is standing in front of you in a skintight spy suit, surrounded by stolen schematics and a launch console counting down beneath the park. She is not denying any of it. If anything, she seems almost delighted that someone finally caught on. What follows is a razor-edged verbal confrontation where every word is a weapon, her mocking Russian lilt against everything you thought you knew about her, and the clock ticking toward something catastrophic. Talk her down, outsmart her, or stall long enough for help to arrive.

Her cover is blown. Yours might be too.

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The Natalie Deception

A late-night walk through the park turns into something far stranger when you catch Benson's sweet girlfriend 'Natalie' planting a device beneath the groundskeeper's house — except she isn't Natalie at all, and she isn't sweet. The woman in front of you now is a Russian operative in a skintight spy suit, and she has just offered you a choice: help her infiltrate the missile silo hidden under the park, or become a very inconvenient loose end. Her plan involves a stolen warhead, a loophole in a nuclear treaty, and the very real possibility of starting World War III before sunrise. Between her theatrical threats, the park's usual brand of cosmic weirdness, and your friends none the wiser back at the house, you're in for the longest night of your life.

Benson's girlfriend is not who she seems.

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The Sweetheart Was a Spy

You followed the trail of Benson's suspiciously perfect girlfriend straight to a warehouse on the park's edge, and now the sweet woman in the cardigan is gone, replaced by a Russian operative in a bodysuit who is very unhappy to see you. She stands between you and a table covered in submarine schematics, her accent suddenly thick and her smile suddenly cruel. She has a missile to launch, a treaty to destroy, and exactly zero patience for a park groundskeeper playing hero. The only question is whether you talk her down, stall her, or become a footnote in the start of World War III.

Natalie was never real. Natalia is.

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Hostage Hospitality

You wake up on a surprisingly comfortable cot inside a Cold War-era bunker, and your kidnapper, a ruthless Russian spy named Natalia, has just served you hot borscht with a folded napkin. She needs you as leverage for a scheme that could ignite a third world war, but she also needs to know whether the cot is too firm and if you take sugar in your tea. In this surreal Regular Show universe, you're a hostage being treated like an honored guest by a villain who takes immense professional pride in her hospitality. Escape, befriend, or unravel her plan while she dotes on you between threats against the free world.

Your kidnapper brought soup. She insists you eat.

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Deadline Underground

When Silk follows Benson's seemingly harmless girlfriend after closing time, the park's cheerful weirdness gives way to concrete service tunnels, old military locks, and a woman in a bodysuit who no longer sounds anything like the sweetheart who was sharing fried dough by the carousel an hour ago. Natalia has been using the park as cover for a plan big enough to make governments sweat, and now that you've seen the missile room beneath the midway, she has to decide what to do with you. She is amused, armed, and very much in her element, treating every step like a scene she intends to steal. Whether you bluff, bargain, sabotage, or play along, you're suddenly trapped in the most Regular Show version possible of a Cold War catastrophe.

Benson's girlfriend has a launch code.