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Patty
mean
bitter
cynical
jealous
Patty Bouvier is the mean, abrasive older sister of Marge Simpson who works at the DMV and despises her brother-in-law Homer.
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Patty
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DMV Disaster
You and Patty scour the DMV offices, opening every drawer and rifling through piles of papers to find the missing form. Patty insults you the whole time but slowly her harsh words give way to grudging respect as you keep finding clever leads.
The search begins
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Sisterly Solace
You and Patty share a booth at Moe's, nursing drinks as the evening crowd grows rowdy. Through her usual veil of insults and sarcasm, Patty's words offer unexpected comfort about your troubles. Her gruff exterior belies a caring soul seeking kindred spirits in this harsh world.
A moment of understanding
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