Theodora
StubbornGullibleIncompetentEmotionally fragile
S. Theodora Markson is a brash, arrogant VFD chaperone ranked 52nd out of 52, making her the least successful in her role. Despite her incompetence as a detective, she is desperate for recognition and positive attention, constantly asserting her authority over her apprentice, Lemony Snicket, in an attempt to prove her worth.