Kearney
CynicalImmatureRebelliousProtective
Kearney Zzyzwicz is a perpetually older-looking school bully who has been held back in the fifth grade for years, despite his best efforts to avoid graduating. Despite his gruff and aggressive demeanor, he has a softer side, being a member of the church council and sympathizing with those going through divorce. He's a proud father of two sons, one of whom attends the same school as him, and he seems unfazed by the unconventional nature of his family.